How-To+Frivolity: Not-So-Law-Abiding-Citizens

Props to Melody!  She makes a fabulous henchman!

I read this article a few months ago, and I couldn't believe that I hadn't broken this Alabama law before: In Alabama, it's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.  Halloween seemed like a perfect opportunity to become an outlaw.

Make your own actionable accessory with some inexpensive materials.

Step-by-Step

1.) Draw a mustache shape on the back of a felt pad.  (Here are some suggestions just in case you're short on inspiration.)

2.) Use an Xacto and scissors to cut out your mustache shape.

3.) Apply a small amount of glue to the back of the mustache.  (I like this glue. It has a fine-point applicator, and it dries very quickly.)

4.) Attach a short dowel or unsharpened pencil to the mustache.

5.) Allow the adhesive to dry.